10 - Young, nude women are good for the heart, er, hard on
9 - She won't be there in the morning(or noon and night)
8 - They dont pretend they don't want your money
7 - Her best friend is only a mouseclick away
6 - That fleshlight you bought looks lonely
5 - Direct your own personal strip show
4 - Internet girlfriends aren't cheating
3 - Foreplay ain't your forte
2 - Buffet style selection #1